Watsism



Watsism is a religion. Practitioners are called Watsists or Wats for short.

Rules
1. Find you inner DNA. ☐

2. Believe in a person with the last name Watson (in my case, James Dewey Watson) and pray to them every hour awake. ☐

3. To pray, hop on one foot with one eye open and say "Fuck my life, I want to evolve intro *your Watson's name*. Fuck sex, fuck bronyism," a hundred times. Count. ☐

4. Do not involve in sexual acts. ☐

5. Follow this wiki's rules and have an account. ☐

6. Follow your country's laws. ☐

7. Only eat and drink once every two days. ☐

8. When you die, you become a Watson. ☐

9. Always idolize your Watson. ☐

10. Everything else is crap or shit. ☐

11. Read a page of the Watsolyook (holy book) every day. ☐

12. Print this out if needed. ☐

13. Leave the last box unchecked. ☐

Holy Book (Watsolyook)
Please rap this if necessary.

Page 1
This book is holy, but *your Watson's name* is holy too.

I follow the rules of Watsism and the Watson Wiki too.

I checked all the boxes in the Watson's sheet of rules.

I believe that everything is shit except for *your Watson's name* who's cool.

Science is not real only *your Watson's name* is.

When I die I become a Watson like *your Watson's name* is.

I shall not eat everyday just once in two.

I shall eat poop once in a while which is my favorite snack and the Watsons' too.

The end of this page is near and I shall cry.

I'll miss this page that I'll never read again, bye.

* pray*

Page 2
* Your Watson's name* is the best man/woman there was and is still.

The President shall not be the shiniest of two turds, *your Watson's name* will.

* pray twice*

* Your Watson's name* is love. *your Watson's name* is life.

I have no life and I don't want to get a wife.

I am not straight and I am not homosexual.

I am just fuck, just crap, just shit, and not sexual.

Only *your Watson's name* shall have sex...

He/she will recieve a text...

Saying that he/she will run, he/she will better run, outrun a gun.

He/she shall run and better run! Faster than this fucking bullet which is no fun...

* pray*

Page 3
Watsism is the best religion in the world because you can find your inner DNA.

The most important thing is DNA not AMC, BBC, PBS, TMZ, or RNA.

To be continued...